Cloudfoot applies for the Fire Brigade | The Cloudfoot Diaries #44

Torn between the rogue lifestyle of insecure unemployment,  and the desire to eat in clean clothes, I decided to send off an application for a job – gasp – with the London Fire Service as their Fitness Advisor.

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For those of you following my own training militancy, you get no points for guessing how I would train those fuckers and what they would end up looking like in 36 weeks of being succumbed to my sadistic methodology.

I filled out the form half-knowing that an institution wouldn’t hire a man with no address and  a derivative of cummulo-nimbus for a second name. Hence the slightly passionate, yet tongue-in-cheek tone.

Here’s what I sent them:

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VIDEO | NEVER LEAVE THE PLAYGROUND

This old dude is RAD. His approach to balance and play is right on.
“Be BOLD with your life choices! It makes life so much richer.”
He takes the mad scientist approach to staying in shape; you’re never too old to shred. Check the video link below and it will all make sense!

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